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Scene:  Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.
    Ajeet:  Peter, time bomb le aao aur is saale ko usse bandh do. Timer ko
            teek das bajhe set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez
            hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth bhi late hona chahiye. Timer ko
            panch minute late rakh do. Arre, Raabert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly
            fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh math rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area
            hai. Ha haa ha. Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega.  Aur iska
            dil 'tup tup tup' karke dhatakega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge
            to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' suanaai dega"


    Ajeet:  Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit
            bhi jayega


  Raabert:  Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
    Ajeet:  Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona



    Peter:  Boss? Sona kahan hei?
    Ajeet:  Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!


    Scene:  Ajeet spots one of his is enemies...
    Ajeet:  Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai.
             Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do
             ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !


     Scene: Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter...
      Ajeet: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare
             door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett
             (cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off
      Raabert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?
      Ajeet : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...


   Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
     Ajeet: Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene
            nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.

 

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