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Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
     Ajeet : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide
             hua hai.



     Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa...
     Ajeet: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.


     Ajeet: Mona, tum Toni se shaadi mat karnaa, bahut mona-toni ho jaegi.


     Ajeet: Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
     Robert: kyu boss ?
     Ajeet: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena



 Mickey Mouse: Ajit, Muzhe Ramayan padhnee hai.
 Ajeet: Raabert, isse wall peh chipka do
 Raabert: yeh kyon baas?
 Ajeet: Taaki yeh waal-mickey kehlaygaa aur usse Ramayan apne aap samazh me ayegee!



 Scene: Ajit murders a man.
 Ajeet: Raabert, Is aadmi ko Hero Honda ki tank mein dal do.
 Raabert: kyon baas?
 Ajeet: Fill it,shut it,forget it!



 Boss: Raabert!
 Rab: Yes, bass?
 Boss: Yeh "bus" mei kuch hawa daal do.
 Rab: Lekin, kyon bass?
 Boss: Yeh bus "Airbus" ban jayega.



 Robert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
 Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.

 



 Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona da..arrling's typing.
 Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
 Raabert: Magar kyoon baas?
 Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

 

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