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Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger
 starrt kar do.
 Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
 Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.



 Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
 Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
 Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
 Raabert: Yes Boss.
 Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare
 kabze mein hai .......



 Scene: Ajeet comes to know about the traitor in his gang.
 Ajeet: Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal tho, agar Shame se nahi mara
 to Pain se mar jayega.



 Scene: Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.
 Ajeet: Peter, time bomb le aao aur is saale ko usse bandh do. Timer ko
 teek das bajhe set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez
 hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth bhi late hona chahiye. Timer ko
 panch minute late rakh do. Arre, Raabert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly
 fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh math rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area
 hai. Ha haa ha. Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega. Aur iska
 dil 'tup tup tup' karke dhatakega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge
 to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' suanaai dega"


 Ajeet: Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit
 bhi jayega

 

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