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Bollywood Jokes : Common Bollywood Lines

How many times have you heard these in Hindi Films?...with some shady inputs

  •  The classic: "main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon." abi saala school ka admission ka jhanjhat, chaddi diaper etc
  •  The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can happen to you in Hindi films :" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...." The idiot may not have heard of credit cards.
  •  A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say : "Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....." To itna din kya hila raha tha
  •  Old hindi movie : "Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein." lekin aap ka woh nahi
  •  Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy : "Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti " tho maar jaa saaali
  •  Judge announcing his decision in filmi court : "Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai" followed cheers cheers
  •  Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai" again cheers cheers
  •  Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga." Geeta is the shahi kaamwali
  •  Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey" saala mera promotion
  •  Raam Raam kaaka" * " Jug Jug jiyo beta "
  •  Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe " no wonder Tezaab was a hit
  •  Typical farmer ka dialogue : " mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai " kya karegaa barsaat hui nahi na
  •  Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital : " Main kahan hoon?" Grant Road mein
  •  Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein" chalo Zohrabai ke ghar
  •  A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle : " In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai" Hindi wala ya Sanskrit wala?
  •  Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!" .....there are cyborgs, aliens, etc.
  •  Doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... " kal school/college bandh..desh mein hartal
     
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