Have you ever wondered what would be in "Titanic" if the same was
The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay". Well here it
* Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJ JJJ
Jack.Madhuri's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "bad
everytime he sees Shahrukh.
* Amitabh Bacchan would make a guest appearance as the Ship's
and would be waltzing with Madhuri during the party. Of course,
* Shahrukh will be travelling with his sister and 5 other
college plus 50 extras who are well trained with every dance
* The movie would only last for 7 hours. Thanks to great piece
editing,there would be only 22 songs in the movie out of 30 in
* The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally
movies that have a court scene full of people or a slum full of
The ship will start sinking, not because of the iceberg but
excessive on-board population.
* The infamous lovemaking in the back seat of the car would be
a song in the Swiss Alps.
* Best friend of Shahrukh will save his sister from being raped
chaos.The sister will instantly fall in love right after this
and she will
also get a song or two.
* Remember Rose changing her mind about jumping into the water?
case,Madhuri changes her mind, since...since... the ship is
moving along a
creek and the water stinks!
* How can we forget the painting scene? Shahrukh would be
Madhuri's portrait with Madhuri fully covered minus the locket
This is to be followed by a dance number, with extras of
course, in a
* Shahrukh would eventually find his long lost mom Aasoo Devi
ship.Only during the climax would Aasoo Devi tell Shahrukh
Gulshan troubled them. Shahrukh would then yell, "Kutte mein
peejaaoonga". The ensuing fight would only last for an hour.
* There would be an antakshari for the "drowners" conducted by
Kapoor instead of the trio playing the violin.
* Most important!! The number of times the word "Bachaoooo"
would be yelled would be a record in the history of cinema.And
masterpiece would be waste of time...ooops waste of money
* "Raaaabert...Captain se ja ke kaho ke agar apni maa or bahen
dekhnachahte ho to naav ko Hindustaan kee sarhado se hamesha
liye bahoootdoor le le."