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Top ten reasons why the movie "Bombay" should be banned in
Top ten reasons why the movie "Bombay" should be banned in Bombay:
10. The Hero and Heroine fall in love without first having a fight
9. The Hero doesn't sing "mere pyaari behana" to his sister,
does she get raped nor does she get married off to some goon
8. The Hero actually asks the Heroine to elope with him
confronting her father and finally winning him over.
7. The Hero's bachelor friends at work do not get to come home
and enjoy a
meal cooked by the newly wed bride, with one of them ogling
with evil intentions.
6. Since the Hero and Heroine get married very early in the
should have known that something was going to go wrong and
taken due care.
5. The movie is called "Bombay" but we don't get to see even
electric train. (It is like Ice station Zebra with no Zebras
4. Hero/Heroine do not have enough friends or relatives for a
3. The Hero's children are ignorant about religion because the
forgets to include a scene where the Hero or Hero's father
has a table
with a Bible, a Koran and a Bhagwad Gita.
2. The Heroine forgets to teach her children the family
when seperated we see the kids helpless not knowing what to
their more well bred counterparts from other films.
1. "Rabert! Agar aam janta, marra marri karne lage, tho humme
phillummo me chance millega"