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Haryanvi Jokes : Haryanvi Jokes Part I

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,

"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,

"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"
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Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein jor jor sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,
"Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?"

Seth bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main uthunga to pher ke hovega."
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Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, "Re bhai ke baat se, kyon itta rove se?"
Voh aadmi bolya "Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi."

Tau bolya, "To bawli booch iske aage ke tesu bahan lag rya. Iski to khud kho gii thi, Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh ke laya tha!"

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Ek baar ek shayri sunan lagya, "Tum uss chilmen sai jahanko, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko, tum uss chilmen sai, jahanko"
Ek bola, "Aagai"

Shayar faer bola, "Tum iss chilmen sai jhanko, mein iss chilmen sai jhankoon, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko mein iss chilmen sai jhankoon"

Pachai bathaya aadme dukhi ho leya, ar bola ke, "La duo aag iss chilmen main, naa tum jhanko na mein jahankoo!"

 

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