A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate
Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the
advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a
prospective heavenly soul must an swer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and
2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, Ill buy
the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I
But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?" The Singh replied,
"Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..." Saint Peter
opens the gate without another word.